That design project that you would rather saw your arms off than try to work on.
What my okcupid should really say…
“Toni is secretly a cat. She likes to eat a buttermint, then take a nap with a good sci-fi movie on in the background. She likes cute things, like Hello Kitty or Ryan Gosling, though she’s waiting for her own cute thing — a single man with health insurance — to sweep her off her feet and nap with her.”
- Suze, Friend & Expert Fake Bio Writer